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Arizona’s UFO Connection

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

Instead of being productive today, I was vegging on the couch watching the Travel Channel and the show I was watching reminded me of Arizona’s connection to the UFO phenomenon. Whether you believe in unidentified flying objects or not, Arizona is home to some of the most noted stories in UFO history.

Phoenix Lights

Arizona made national news for an event that took place on March 13th 1997.  Thousands of eyewitnesses from Kingman to Tucson saw a series a lights in a triangular formation in the night sky. These lights seem to stop and hover in the Phoenix area and thus became known as the Phoenix Lights.

The official explanation from the USAF is that the lights were caused by a series of flares dropped from A-10 Warhog aircraft but because of the motion and the path of the lights many people do not believe this explanation. This is a well documented event with many still photos and videos of these lights and this event is a well research one thanks to the amount of evidence available.

Another famous Arizona UFO incident took place on November 5th 1975. It was after a long day of logging near Snowflake AZ that the co-workers of Travis Walton watched him get attacked by a glowing orb of light on a lonely logging road. They left the scene in a panic with Walton laying by the side of the road but when they returned with police, Walton’s body was no where to be found.

Five days later Walton appeared in 30 miles away at Heber AZ, alive but naked and incoherent. Walton told a story of being abducted by aliens which was later turned into the book and movie “Fire in the Sky”. To this day, Walton’s story is still one of the most noted and controversial alien abduction stories.

Finally, there is a well known connection between Sedona, Arizona and UFO’s. Sedona is the location for numerous UFO sightings with the most recent I can find taking place on September 15th, 2009 on Wilson Mountain. Many believers feel that alien beings are attracted to Sedona because of a powerful crystal that is buried under Bell Rock about 5 miles outside of town and some people even believe that Bell Rock is actually an alien space ship. One restaurant in town, The Red Planet Diner, has gone so far as to have an alien theme throughout.

In all the time I’ve spent looking at the night skies of Arizona while backpacking, I’ve seen many shooting stars, airplanes and even a satellite or two but I have yet to see anything I would call strange. I’ll let you know if I do. Hopefully I’ll have a camera handy.

Go Ahead - Leave your Footprints!

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Papillon Helicopters billboard north of Valle, AZ enroute to Grand Canyon National Park

Every time I drive to Grand Canyon, I see this billboard (pictured left) and finally remembered to stop and take a picture and comment on it for its absolute absurdity.  Based on this billboard, it appears that  Papillon Helicopters believes that hiking, walking or simply using one’s own two feet is more invasive to the environment than taking a tour in a helicopter.  Yes, walking, hiking, backpacking, etc. does leave literal footprints, and if you stay on established trails, you are not doing damage.  But what about the carbon footprint left by any gasoline and oil fueled vehicle?

Let’s look at an example from Ask Pablo on www.triplepundit.com.  A hotel in Belize decided to offer a helicopter transport to and from the airport.  This trip of 94km each way (and less than 1 hour each way) would contribute over 140mT of GHGs (Greenhouse Gases) per year assuming one round trip ride every day of the year.  Click here for the scientific stuff.   At Grand Canyon, there are numerous helicopters from a few different companies flying for over an hour each trip, with at least 2 trips per day most days of the year.  I’ll take man/woman power over gas power to see and experience nature any day.

And if you are a skeptic about the whole carbon footprint/global warming controversy, (or find all the math just mentally exhausting - an exhaust that leaves no carbon footprint by the way) what about the noise emitted from these whirlybirds?  Most people would agree that air traffic (planes and helicopters) are loud.  But, what is loud?  Let’s look at this in decibels (widely known as a measure of sound pressure).  Whispering is measured as 25 decibels (dB), a clothes dryer 60 dB and and screaming child 85 dB.  Each 10 dB increase in sound level is an approximate doubling of loudness.  Helicopters are 105 dB, 50% louder than a jackhammer at 100 dB.  What would you rather listen to, footsteps (about the same sound level as a whisper) or a jackhammer?

Still not convinced that walking is a better way to see the sites than by air?  By 2020 it is estimated that 50% of the United States population will be obese.  So how about getting off your a** and leave your footprints!

By the way, I am not a tree hugger.  I live in the Arizona desert.  Have you ever hugged a Mesquite tree or Saguaro cactus?  They don’t like physical signs of affection!

“The Canyon” Is An Unintended Laugh Fest

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

A ranger friend of ours told us about this movie that came out last year.  It is titled ” The Canyon” and it’s about a couple that have an ill fated honeymoon in the Grand Canyon.

Since Debbie and I spend half of our time there, we had to check out the flick to for laughs and really we got our money’s worth. The main characters in the film go through an hysterical gauntlet of events that don’t happen to Grand Canyon hikers but somehow these people seem to survive.

the-canyon-movie

Yvonne Strahovski fights offs Grand Canyon wolves

The movie does get some facts straight such as: you need a permit to get to the bottom of the Grand Canyon,  Williams AZ is one place you can stay before heading below the rim,  and this is a destination you can head to after a stay in Las Vegas.

Other than that, there are some main facts that movie entirely gets wrong.

The first is that you can hire a rogue guide to take you on a mule trip into the canyon. Mule trips are booked through Xanterra Corp and mules are only allowed on the Bright Angel, South Kaibab and part of the North Kaibab trail. Any unauthorized mule trip would have been spotted pretty quickly and their trip terminated but if that happened we wouldn’t have had much of a movie.

Another mistake the movie makes is the presence of wolves in the canyon. Wolves are nowhere to be found in the canyon yet the newlywed couple are attacked by by a pack of them which adds to the drama but won’t ever happen.

The most unrealistic thing about the movie is that you hardly ever see the people in the movie drink water. This movie is supposed to take place at the end of May which usually averages 90 degrees plus during the day so the characters in this movie should have died of dehydration about half way through the movie.

Veteran actor Will Patton plays Henry, the hired guide that claims to have been stung by scorpions and bit by a mule, among other war stories. If you ever are thinking of hiring a guide and he is telling you this stuff, he is either full of crap or he doesn’t know what he is doing, so don’t hire him either way.

I could go on about more crazy things in this film but I’ll stop rambling. Thankfully not many people saw this flick so I haven’t gotten questions about the canyon wolves yet. If you want a taste of the movie, check out the trailer.  If you’ve been to the canyon before, it is worth renting or ordering on NetFlix for the laughs.

Bear Grylls Gives Himself an Enema

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Just when you think Bear Grylls can’t shock you anymore, he comes up with something totally outrageous in the name of a survival technique. I saw this clip once again on E! network’s “The Soup” and once again Bear did something so disgusting that is made clip of the week.

What did he do that tops eating a piece of apple from a pile of bear crap? He gave himself an enema while floating on a raft in the ocean. If I didn’t see it I wouldn’t believe it myself.

Ratings Whore Bear Grylls

Ratings Whore Bear Grylls

Why would he do this? Besides higher ratings, this was apparently the best way to hydrate himself given the situation. Bear had collected water but it was loaded with bird droppings and if he were to drink it, he felt he wouldn’t be able to keep it down because of the taste so he rigged up his canteen and with some rubber tubing to give himself an enema.

I have to watch the episode because I’m wondering where the hell he got the tubing. Does he keep 6ft of hose with him in his survival kit just for these situations?  Giving an enema to hydrate is a medically accepted practice in certain situations but in the backcountry this would be such an extreme example I don’t see how this can be useful. I have to give Bear some credit since he states several times that this is a last resort method for hydration.

If there is anyone out there that has actually had an enema in the backcountry, I’d like to hear your story.

Here is a link to the video clip. Enjoy!

Bear Gryllis Gives Himself an Enema

 

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